We met, we kept hanging out, we made the questionable decision to record it. Fifty episodes later, here we are — somehow still allowed near a microphone.
Will start an argument about anything. Holds opinions on ghosts he refuses to defend. The reason most episodes spiral. Has a criminal era nobody can prove or disprove.
"I'm not saying I believe it, I'm just saying nobody's disproved it."
Pretends to be the sensible one until exactly the moment he isn't. Brings the conspiracies, brings the receipts, brings the chaos. Runs the show in theory.
"Okay but hear me out — what if the camel did get botox?"
Every week he says something nobody saw coming. The reason the episode titles look like that. Genuinely the funniest accident on the mic.
"Wait — was I supposed to keep that one in?"
We turn up, the mic turns on, things happen. That's the format.
Aliens, ghosts, video games, hot takes, listener confessions. If it makes us laugh, it makes the cut.
We are confidently wrong about almost everything. That's a feature, not a bug.
The best episodes come from listener questions, stories and conspiracies. Send yours.
We read submissions on air. Confess, ask, dare, dispatch — we'll handle it badly.